at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”
Anonymous said: If you get fucked in the ass but not the pussy for your first time to see how it feels, are you still a vergien
I’m laying in bed listening to nick cave with my cat instead of having fun with rad people.
It’s the only night a week I don’t have to wake up early the next morning for work and I’m not even doing anything
Fuck being under 21